Com os devidos esquecimentos (PLEASE FORGIVE ME!) parto para 5 dias em Berlin para o Congresso Anual da Sociedade Europeia de Cuidados Intensivos.
Incrivelmente levo trabalho de casa para o fim de semana: um artigo que teima em não acabar de se escrever.
Ficam as melhores:
Out off Office auto-replies
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged €5.99 for the first ten words and €1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE BISCUIT:
8. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'!
Incrivelmente levo trabalho de casa para o fim de semana: um artigo que teima em não acabar de se escrever.
Ficam as melhores:
Out off Office auto-replies
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged €5.99 for the first ten words and €1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE BISCUIT:
8. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'!
1 comentário:
Se, directamente dos andes argentinos, te consigo enviar este post, podes dar gracas a internet, que se democratizou e chegou aos confins do planeta....
Enquanto dás gracas, envia-me la um mailzito, do CENTRO DA EUROPA, aproveitando esses dois minutinhos de electricidade e telefone, que tens, por dia, no buraco que te enfiaste!!!!
Abracinhos de saudades
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